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Gov’t Unemployment Numbers Explained by Abbott and Costello

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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
 
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 7.8%.
 
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
 
ABBOTT: No, that’s 14.7%.
 
COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.
 
ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.
 
COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work.
 
ABBOTT: No, that’s 14.7%.
 
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 14.7% unemployed.
 
ABBOTT: No, that’s 7.8%.
 
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%?
 
ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work.
 
COSTELLO: If you are out of work, you are unemployed.
 
ABBOTT: No, Congress said you can’t count the “Out   of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be   unemployed.
 
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
 
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
 
COSTELLO: What point?
 
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be   counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.
 
COSTELLO: To whom?
 
ABBOTT: The unemployed.
 
COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.
 
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.   Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no   longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
 
COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles, that   would count as less unemployment?
 
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
 
COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you   don’t look for work?
 
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how it gets to   7.8%. Otherwise it would be 14.7%.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there   are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
 
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
 
COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
 
ABBOTT: Correct.
 
COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop   looking for a job?
 
ABBOTT: Bingo.
 
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down,   and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
 
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an Economist.
 
COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just   said!
 
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like Congress.

Written by opinionoregon

September 24, 2013 at 2:23 pm